Oh it's fun
to take the truthy truth,
turn it upside-inside out
make righty-right stuff
Sanford -- newly elected congressman -- North Carolinians can count on.
John Boehner, speaker of the house -- he is helping the country solve its problems.
Obama -- race-prejudiced President whom we trust, just can't be trusted.
Womens' issues, gay issues -- they're just about solved.
Gun control and immigration -- they are going to be solved.
Other reversible truths abound. My favorites: There's no real problem with the weather, Automobiles have been vastly improved If you're not sure about a symptom, call your Doctor, and...
There's Time Warner's brain-washing "enjoy better" when you can't get your favorite channels anymore; daily-nightly sexual potency pills that you MUST take if you want to be sure you can "do it," and, my goodness of course, two pain killers are better than eight, and...
The latest new AB exercises, butt exercises, lose weight, and rub-in creams that guarantee comfort for up to sixteen hours. Click the link, and buy -- you might cry when you realize it's mostly a lie, but you won't die -- with double think, trouble is solved, dissolved.
Take a look at this video -- these two guys -- are they telling lies? Will you rush and buy it, apply it, with a roller brush?