Thursday, September 16, 2010

DOG LOGIC

A friend of mine who loved my post about chickens --"Silkies" for pets, thinks I should have a dog or two. She sent me this, saying the dog will fit right in with you and your family.

DOG


LOGIC




The reason a dog has so many
friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams



A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings




Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.

- Franklin P. Jones




The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.

-Andy Rooney




If your dog is fat,

you aren't getting enough exercise


-Unknown




My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
that's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein




If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain






Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret






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