Sunday, March 21, 2010


A friend sent me this in an email, and it made me laugh -- it sort of looks like her too!

If 4 out of 5 people


diarrhea....does that

mean that one out of

five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come

in airtight packages?

Aren't they just stale

bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are

called Poles, then why aren't

people from Holland called


If it's true that we are

here to help others, then

what exactly are the

others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to

merge, would they call it

Fed UP? ?

What hair color do they put

on the driver's licenses of

bald men?

I thought about how

mothers feed their babies

with tiny little spoons and

forks, so I wondered what

do Chinese mothers use.


Why do they put pictures of

criminals up in the Post

Office? What are we

supposed to do, write to

them? Why don't they just

put their pictures on the

postage stamps so the

mailmen can look for them

while they deliver the mail?

Is it true that you never

really learn to swear until

you learn

to play golf?

As income tax time

approaches, did you ever

notice: When you put the

two words 'The' and 'IRS'

together, it spells


YOU, make it a great day!

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